Please, please, please don't wake me up just to crap on the carpet at 4AM again! I know you don't like being with me anywhere near as much as you like being with mom, but I'm all you got right now. She'll be back tomorrow. Until then, when I try to take you outside, please, please please don't give me a "Screw you" look and turn around just to go hunker down in your crate. It was easier moving the mastiffs from their crates than it is you, bully girl! And I know you must at least have to pee!
Just one more day, Mox. Please be nice to me until then.
- The Substitute Owner